Modern Man And The Barbecue Grill

Here's the enigma of the barbecue grill.....If I were applying for a job as a car mechanic which
Two customers have complained today and one ofgarage in their right mind would take me on? Yet
my suppliers just isn't providing the quality of materialsarmed with the most appalling gastronomic CV I'm
that I need. In short it's been a rough day "at the office".trusted not to poison the family and if that weren't
I'm a bit down in the dumps but as soon as I get homeenough, we invite our best friends round in the honest
and my heart lifts. My children greet me and are itchingbelief that I won't poison them too!
to tell me all about their day and there's a wonderfulEver been to a BBQ cookout where the hamburgers
smell of cooking coming from the kitchen.are burnt on the outside and frozen in the middle? I'm
I give my wife a hug and ask "Hey, what's cooking?"sorry to say that while we might have moved
Tonight will be oven roasted chicken thighs on a bedsomeway towards modern man with the
of vegetables roasted in olive oil. A ciabatta loaf ishousekeeping duties, we're still eons away when it
warming in the oven and there's a bottle of merlotcomes to the barbecue grill or meat smoker.
open to breathe on the kitchen table to round it all off.Now it has to be said that lighting the barbecue is
What better way to start the evening?definitely a man's job. C'mon guys who doesn't like
I know without any further inspection that what myplaying with fire? So how ladies, do you eat safe in the
nose tells me smells good really is good simplyknowledge that you'll live until tomorrow? Well I've got
because my wife has many years experience, sheone simple barbecue tip:-
enjoys cooking and therefore knows the subject insideGive him the matches and the firelighters but don't give
out.him any of the food - at least not for 45 minutes if
OK so I may be taking it a little to the extreme tocharcoal, 15 minutes if gas. Believe me, if you bring it
make the point and before you all start hollering back,out any earlier it'll be a cremation rather than a BBQ
let me point out that I do my family's ironing and I cleanparty.
the bathrooms so I'm part way from "Neanderthal" toMy tip for good food is gentle cooking, heat is good
"modern man". I'm sure there's plenty of us out there,and flames are bad. Fat dripping onto the coals
sincerely I hope so.creates the smoke that flavours the food but that
My point is that considering all this talent my wife hassame fat also can cause flames if the coals haven't
and all her experience at cooking, why is it that whenbeen allowed to settle. So in short, the coals should be
it's time for a BBQ cookout it's me that takes on thehot and the flames not.
grill duties? The man of the house! What qualificationsHow do you keep your man away from the food
do I have? How much experience do I have?.........without a padlock and chain on the refrigerator door?
Zip....Nada...Niente! I can't even follow the mostGive him a beer......or two! After all - I am a man!
elementary grill recipes.